You warned me...but I wasn't prepared for DAT Vector!!!!

Boat /bōt/

Never, ever buy a damn boat.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

I bet it started right up after the accident.

You need more stars.

This isn’t going to become a Thing, is it ? Gizmodo is tiring enough...

3800 Saves.

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

A wise mechanic once told me...if GM could build the rest of the car like they build their engines, they’d be the only car company in the world.

3800 - That’s why.

Waaaaaaa..

I thought Sochi was a shit hole of an Olympic host. Didn’t think anyone can top that. Thanks Brazil for proving me wrong.

I’m 100% with you. I gave up going for a six-pack years ago. In my 40s, I proudly sported a keg. In my 50s, it somehow became the whole brewery.

Fuck yeah! I just went Yuzo Koshiro hole like 3 days ago.

Fucking LOVED Streets of Rage on my Genesis. And SFII

I unexpectedly became teary-eyed and started sobbing at the thought that this woman, who was born before universal suffrage, lived long enough to cast votes for the first female major party candidate. Then Bernie Sanders’s brother cast a single vote for his brother as he emotionally spoke of their parents and I…

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

I know I’m like 10 minutes away from starting my monthly grind but I am emotionally unstable in the best way. I am sobbing again because of this woman WHO WATCHED HER MOTHER VOTE IN THE FIRST ELECTION THAT INCLUDED WOMEN and also because my own three daughters are going to witness a woman elected president of these…

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.