Stop talking up these cars! They are the last affordable 911s, and prices are already rising.

*Siiiiiigh*  Just take your damn star and go...

Obligatory:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

As someone who couldn’t grow a beard while even on a steroid bender, I just gotta say ...

I hope they switch off the god damned autoplay videos, too, while they’re at it.

They know what they have.

Look, I don’t want to be too harsh to a capella groups as two of my very good friends were in a group during college, but at the same time, the other members of their group once took over the singing of “Happy Birthday” at a party because they had their own special version they liked to sing.

“Maggie joins an evil a capella group”

NINE NINE!

That’s why I’m liking Terry Crews more and more all the time.

So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

There’s only one way to settle this, January 27th’s Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona!

flautist - your local pedant ;-)

The man on the left was ordered to pay $84.5 million dollars to business partners he defrauded

He puts his underwear on last. 

The man on the left presumably just put his pants on normally.

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that.