This was bad planning. A good idea would be to sell it to some sucker at least three states away. You know, like Tavarish did...

Someone I know applied to be a police officer in a city 20-30 min from Dallas. He was roundly rejected and told he didn’t have the correct mindset for the job because in each “scenario” they gave him in the interview he said he would assess the situation first and refused to go in shooting until he knew what was…

Unless their hiring standards change as well, zero of those applications are going to be accepted, if they display too much intelligence or empathy. Let’s not forget the guy from Connecticut who was rejected by the CPD because he was “too intelligent” and therefore deemed unacceptable because he may eventually…

And the service plan could be called W8 a Minute, the Check Engine Light is On Again.

The new Fusion sport is putting out a reported 325/350 with an AWD system (don’t know the specifics on the AWD). That blows away the Passat, Camry, and Accord, and actually outpowers the 340i. That doesn’t sound very boring to me.

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Are you asking if I would crap my pants if I was her? No because she does public speaking for a living.

Are you asking if I would Nazi salute like her? No, because I know how to wave without looking like I’m mentally thinking Heil Hitler

HA! SO Many things... it started at 5,000 miles with the auto leveling headlights; the passenger side was lighting up trees and not the road. Then the iDrive stopped responding, which then lead into the HVAC going nuts. It would go to 100% fan and start switching between defroster and face constantly... like every 15…

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?

Still not a GT40

For the crime of being abused by her football boyfriend, I’m bracing for horrible stories about this woman being sent death threats over fucking with Buckeye football and ruining this man’s career. FOOTBAW NIGHT IN MURICA

Glad to see Urban doing the right thing here.

Very glad that Dunn isn’t at Alabama, Baylor, or Oklahoma, or I suspect we’d be reading a very different story.

Thank you for helping shed some light on this Kristen. There’s at least a dozen people in the same boat (get it?!) as me that have contacted me since I wrote the Medium post yesterday.

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.