He Hate, M.D.

I’ve been sitting here an hour trying to figure out wtf is a reverse Batman.

Well, this explains why users reported this batch as not hitting very hard.

His forehead could whoop my ass.

lolwait you think driving a truck to piss off other people is UNCOMMON? 98% of trucks on the road are doing this.

I literally had a dream last night about finding a late 80's Cavalier Z24 convertible.

This is the only reason anybody watches this event though, right? From that point of view, he’s a champion.

Anybody know why this game was apparently played in an early 90s model microwave?

Eventually, someone’s gonna figure out if you go 0-60 in reverse, you’ll have a sub 0.0 time.

It moves like my dog when I shake the treat bag.

After forcing us to watch 6 innings of John Gant’s delivery, Cards can’t complain.

Poor Lucas’s mother. She’s a Glover, not a fighter.

In related news, Jameson Taillon first non Champion athlete to get a White House invite.

Why lease when you can just buy? I can get you into that for under $500 a month for just 4800 months.

There’s literally a video on this page that shows he was looking directly at him. His head wasn’t down.

At least once during training he went real fast then slammed on the brakes, right?

Only if the rake is one of your 14 clubs. Probably not going to get a better feel for the sand by throwing a rake into it than you will when you stand in it.

The most racist golfer on the planet would rather play behind a BLM rally than a group of women of any race.

I think it’s more not-really-anonymous sex party.

After the game, Twins manager Paul Molitor told reporters, “It kind of took some of the drama out of what might have unfolded, but that’s fine.” Nope, not butthurt at all.

Seriously, how DARE he take away our opportunity to maybe see a one-hitter, the most dramatic storyline in the game! I mean, who can forget that…