Finally, justification for that "ashley judd kisses dick" in my google search history.

40,000 people don't want to sit outside for 3-4 hours in Minnesota or Winnipeg in February.

This was the joke he was making. You made the exact same joke and have 63 stars and counting. What the shit.

I bought a 6 pack of Sam Adams Rebel IPA that was skunked once; I tweeted about it, they responded immediately, asked for my contact information, and sent me a check to pay for it.

While Sean Elliott is the regular color guy, that's PJ Carlesimo on the call.

Not so Scurry now.

He seems way too at ease for me to believe he has some sort of social anxiety issues. Granted, I'm no expert and some people (most famously Daniel Tosh) found ways to deal with it, so, yeah.

You guys consider the possibility that he updated the rankings BEFORE the draft, and you've just had the tab open this whole time and just needed to hit refresh?

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I'm sure Jimmy V was hoping to one day to inspire someone to overcome the devastation of 4 INTs, too.

People who think these kinds of things happen on the west side are people that have never actually spent any time on the west side.

Assholes. It makes them assholes for being so close to this guy.

The fact that a team won two games IN the playoff doesn't mean they deserved to be in it in the first place. A large selection of teams could have beaten Alabama and Oregon. The fact that Ohio State was the one that did it doesn't justify their placement in the top 4... had the bizarre selection committee nepotism…

Run full speed. Jump and stumble. Count your "steps." Most likely, it'll be about 3. Maybe a few more. Almost certainly not fewer, though.

Huh? The ball hit the ground, was jarred loose, and then BOTH of Bryant's hands came off of the ball. That's a really long winded way of saying "dropped."

This is a wonderful description of what didn't happen at all.

He takes sporting events way too seriously. Her natural instinct is to comfort him when she knows he's upset, and she does, and then she feels him tense up and she knows he's gonna snap at her, so she pulls away.

Big deal. Millions of Americans drove WAY further than 35 minutes to fight with sirloin, Porterhouse, Rump Roast, or Tofurkey Haters today.

I think someone just misread the press release. "Cincinnati's coach Mick Cronin, aka Unruptured Aneurysm, will miss tonight's game." Honest mistake.

Hell, I've locked Dez Bryant's sleeping baby in my car 3 times this week alone.