Does rock climbing give you a goatse?

There is absolutely no doubt that the revolting behavior described above is thousands of times more dangerous than measles.

He’s trying out for a job at Gizmodo for when the AV Club is inevitably folded in.

“Miserable little dog turd.”

“Eat a dick” is a tell.

Oh fuck off, you don’t know how to read.

Yes. That is the only sane thing TO take away.

The content is Buzzfeed-esque retarded snark masquerading as insight?

IT’S STILL VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN BAN IT!!!

The Uncanny Denchy

WTF is that thing?

Yes, DMCA pulldowns result in billions and billions of dollars in damages!

Are they known for launching spurious lawsuits?

At least we still have Ava Duvarney.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

“besides keep your money local, real bodegas are much more than giant vending machines; they might sell you a loose cigarette, a dirt-cheap coffee, or a fresh egg sandwich.”

Bodegas can only make money on black market cigarettes.

Maybe Ava DuVarnay can take his place?

Have you seen how fat women are these days?

Alleged sexual assault.