Look, I get it. Your people govern themselves with the like the augurs of animal excrement or some such shit.

So Bryan, you’ve repeatedly proven that you’re a very stupid person, but just to be clear:

Those criminals are going to get amnesty. Everybody knows it.

If you hate the Constitution, you are a verifiable piece of shit.

Wow. I said the other day that the AV Club was completely redundant in the Gizmodo ecosystem.

Psychologically, I think you, too, have cigars up your butthole.

The pull out method doesn’t work!

So you are excusing the misogynistic dem freakout over Very Hot Ivanka because Republicans were critical of fatass Hillary?

“Triggered” is when an emotionally retarded weakling gets upset because a cartoon or something reminds them of some mild trauma they had as a hated child, and they spazz out over it.

Yeah, it was way cooler when you had interns calling the President daddy while he was ramrodding cigars up their buttholes.

Remember when First Lady Hillary Clinton, an unelected nobody, was put in charge of the nation’s health care?

You have a reaaaaaally specific Donal Trump fetish!

What a crock of shit.

Which is twice Hillary’s record.

The real question is why the multi-talented visionary director Ava DuVarneé isn’t directing this.

We had two fake “hurricanes” lately: Sandy and Irene.

More likely, and “Tranny.”

More likely: and “Tranny.”

Colored panther, plz.

ROFL.