How about Detroit. Detroit style pizza lives in the shadow of Chicago but it is superior.

LOL, I actually got it on the first try. She just seems like that kind of person.

Oh ok internet stranger.

The true title for this article should have been “Stupid Jock Steps Out Of Line, Immediately Shown His Proper Place”.

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

Ya, agreed. This article came across as a petty, dude had fun who cares if he lost.

I like the last line of the Times piece:

Nah, Surfanoe.

I’ve been saying for a while that as far as actually affecting marginalized people’s lives, the median of “Trump Presidency” and “Pence Presidency” are actually probably equal, BUT the lower tail of “Trump Presidency” is a nice fat nuclear war.

You’re missing the point. I can think the 3rd toe on your left foot is attractive, but forcing you to wear closed toed shoes all the time because I don’t feel like I can control myself around feet is backwards and idiotic.

No. Woman have the right to do whatever they want with their boobs, but don’t tell me what I can and can not find attractive about a woman. I respect and love my wife, and I also can’t get enough of her blessed by angels perfect tits. Don’t tell me I shouldn’t or am bad for feeling that way.

Here’s one that haunts me ten years on: I worked for a summer as a student employee in the communications department of one of the faculties of my undergrad uni. The summer went by fine. On my last day, my coworkers took me out for lunch and I period bled through my skirt BUT this is not even what haunts me. As I was…

Alcohol lowers serotonin in the brain which in turn causes anxiety. I looked this up recently when it took me 3 days to feel normal after drinking a lot of wine.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

So were his punches, honestly. He got clocked first and seemed like he just remembered he’s never been in a fight before.

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

This is fucking sickening. Fuck these guys. I don’t even know what else to say. I hope these assholes all go to prison for a long time, and while they’re there they get treated the way rapists and sexual abusers should be treated in prison.

In their mind the “thought process” works liked this:

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.