We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

“Hey Met-head! Somebody yelled ‘screwball,’ and your mom said “I’m game!”

You forgot that Rule 3.15 has a little-known sub-paragraph 3.15.1bs that reads,

It is in Texas. Triple digit temps, double digit IQ’s and single digits on the trigger.

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Dammit.

One too many pats on the head.

He’s never been IN the black either.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

They got the young detective from Barney Miller’s precinct?

I got some seats to Cubs/Dodgers game 6 last year. I looked around and realized there wasn’t one minority within site of me. My wife and I literally scanned the stadium to see if there was a black person there who wasn’t on the field or working. We found five.

As someone from the Boston area who’s now lived in Chicago longer than I have anywhere else, I am WELL aware of Boston’s history of racism, including (but obviously not most importantly) as directed towards local sports heroes. Including stuff that happened during the 90s, in my childhood, when someone in my family…

In 1996 Rod Carew’s teenage daughter died of leukemia. The doctors wanted to give her a bone marrow transplant, but because she was half black, half white, they never found a match.

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

At least he died doing what he loved, inconveniencing motorists.

Jim Harbaugh And Chip Kelly: Good Dogs.

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...