I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

Joakim Noah’s nude ass appeared on Santa Monica Boulevard

Okay here is how you do it. You ask permission, but you do it in such a way that telling you no is not possible.

The lack of respect shown to Marvin makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

#MePew

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

Olney: “Among the Phillies prospects being evaluated by the Orioles are 23-year-old right-handed pitcher Franklyn Kilome, 19-year-old outfielder Jhailyn Ortiz, 20-year-old infielder Arquimedes Gamboa and 21-year-old right-hander Adonis Medina.”

Just think.............of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

It’s crazy to me that for almost 20 years now some people have been opposed to Tom Cruise, almost as a concept, and yet he keeps making hugely successful movies. I keep saying that I’ll stop liking him when he stops making fun, enjoyable movies, and year after year he keeps holding up his end of the bargain.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

True story: When I was in 6th grade, I had an arch nemesis named Macalister.

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

I think that the believe that only “evil” people commit acts like this keeps victims from being believed actually.

My thanks to the author for sharing the story, and also my condolences - there’s pain all over the place here, from knowing what happened to your daughter, to dealing with the suicide of your father, to finding out that a loved one is capable of committing sexual assault (on a child, no less).

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

I love the fact that it’s 2018 and we’re still jumping bikes over shit like its the 70s.

I don’t want to take away from Tim’s going away party because Tim is dope and cool and good.