vomitingcrab
Vomitingcrab
vomitingcrab

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Not only should you watch Saturday Night NFL games, you should be vocal about the fact that you are watching the game. Perhaps mention how much more you like games on Saturday night than Thursday night, and how you stopped watching Thursday games because they were crappy and there were other things to watch/do.

Not quite.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

We’re talking about people who feel like now that Trump has been elected it’s legal to say Merry Christmas again.

Also: Heh.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

“We’re gonna penalize that shit.”
*thinks*
“We’re gonna profit off that shit.”

Kris Bryant could probably play QB better than any of the shit we’ve got active atm.

This game is a real waste of a snow storm.

They should just be glad that someone is watching this game.

Uh, the Lions? Every game they’ve won has been a fourth quarter comeback

They just look that way because Reid is incapable of hurrying

How little faith do you have in your QB when a 62 yard field goal seems more likely than completing a 10 yard pass?

Yeah but like fuck the Patriots, amiright?

If you can’t beat them...

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??