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“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Dammit. You beat me by literally less than a minute. Take Your star, you magnificent bastard.

This is what I immediately pictured.

The head of the Monstars was just elected president of the U.S.

BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

4-5 Rams you say?

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

Just to let you knw what you’re experiencing, medically it’s called the 5 Stages of Andy Dalton. You’re in Stage 3, the “Holy fuck he doesn’t suck” phase. Stage 4 is numerous years of him being exposed as sucking, by sucking in the playoffs every time.

Remember when the 49ers didn’t hire Adam Gase because he didn’t want to keep around Jim Tomsula and then hired Jim Tomsula instead?

And finish his career in Chicago

But the Cubs! The Cubs are good!

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.

I live in Illinois. It is all bad. The Bears are a bad team with a bad quarterback and a bad defense and they should all feel bad, and their fans are bad fans who should also feel bad.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but(t):

Fuck, I feel very bad now. Nobody could understand how he could fall off the cliff like he did. Now we know.

This is really sad, and I feel like an asshole for vilifying him when his game wasn’t there.

Shit. As a hawks fan, and someone who has been critical of Bickell when he played here, this is a punch in the gut. Explains so much. Awful, awful news