People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

Sherman was confused by the trade rumors, but has decided to run with it.

You’d expect this joke from a burner account.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

It’s the lack of sparkles that make it serious. Come on, Albert, stay with me.

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Especially so since he had no choice in the team that he’s with now, so can’t really be accused of ring chasing, but rather, was traded for next to nothing by my dumbass team.

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

One the the few times Pete let a star player carry something of importance.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

Weird, Roger Goodell is a gutless craven douchelord.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

Good game. Great ending.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.