Why the fuck would I wait till mid-life to own any of these??

Actually my 2009 Mazda will totally let me lock the keys in the car.

Why would Ford possibly think this could fail in the US market, history shows their buyers LOVE turboed four cyclinder pony cars...

Poor poor Caliber, even left out of the lowest of expectations...

You drive to XXX Rootbeer in Issaquah...and park in the parking lot.

Actually I find the little literary flourishes pretty hilarious.

As a person who watched about 30 College Football games this year, and 1.5 NFL ones, I would have to agree.

Dodge Diora II
so funky!

Drum Brakes.