Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

That line about “burning up a rival nightclub” gets me every time. Mostly because I live in Miami, and that’s real life down here.

Andy Reid, as always:

The Clippers entered the fourth quarter of yesterday’s game up 76-65, and by the time there was five minutes left on the clock, the lead had ballooned to 94-76.

Sage Northcutt would never disrespect any of the deserving candidates by voting for only one of them.

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.

Did he make it?

Michigan has now won 12 of 14. I said it before. They deserved better than a 7 seed. I know the big 10 wasn’t the strongest this year but a major conference team red hot that wins the conference tournament deserves more respect.

I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.

Didn’t call the bank - it’s a par

This shit looks straight out of Cafe Press “store” made by someone who has access to Illustrator but no design skills.

What’s a dad? :(

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Yeah, that kid gets kudos too. They remind me of a little alien scout that just came off the mothership.

Kramer comes flying in the fuckin door.

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

Tennispin is very good.

Nearly everybody born in Spain speaks Spanish, whether it's their home language varies by region. Franco forcibly discouraged regional languages, especially Catalan. Post Franco regional devolution has increased the use of regional languages in schools and business, but the lingua franca throughout Spain is Spanish.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.