mostly just boring

scissor me timbers

As someone who lives in Detroit, I take offense to this.

FWIW the fan was in the hospital while watching the tournament, getting stitches

so good

or “having said that”

As someone who has dated A LOT in the last 5 or so years, you know. You choose not to notice or let it slide only for it all to hit you like hammer later, but you know. Those red flags are there, you just have to realize there is a difference between being accepting and being naive.

pretty sure the first woman was eve

It’s worth a watch just to see Bastian burn him at the end.

dig the illustration

Shabazz Muhammads dad has to be up there, lying about his age, intentionally breeding an athlete son. yeesh.

Bu what’s his favorite Gatorade flavor?

this made me snort

I’m pretty sure it says exactly why in the story, like, if you read it.

I’d be pissed if my dad never drafted me in fantasy football either. SMH E-rod.

I was about to have sex w/ a girl when she said to leave her anus alone as she was an anal virgin (WTF!?). Fair enough, not my cuppa tea anyway. Now, while in the sexual position known as doggy-style, my penis slips out and I attempt to put it back in, accidentally get near, maybe poke the anus. She loses it and calls…

you need to watch seinfeld dude

Except it’s yadda yadda yadda, wtf is yaya yaya yaya, have they ever even watched seinfeld? this makes me so mad.

Myabe it’s because the show is garbage, I stopped watching after season three. (the last time the rating were this low, coincidence?)

Maybe I’ll actually go to a game now. Driving to Auburn hills was Hell and parking was a mandatory $15. Now i can Uber or take the M1 :)