Well, it’s not quite fentanyl, and it’s not quite a Bentley, but oh man... *chuckles* To answer your question, I don’t know.

PLEASE KEEP RYAN MURPHY AWAY FROM THE MATTHEW SHEPARD STORY

Horse apples

That must have been really hard on Craft Services.

Christ I’m sick of this “don’t yuck my yum” “let people enjoy things” bullshit. Housewives is godawful, bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator schlock, and if you claim to be a fan I’m judging the shit out of you.

Quaid, stop the reactor.

Remember when the AV Club used to run retrospectives on Francois Truffaut and Yasujiro Ozu? But hey, a slide show about who “won” season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is...content as well. Look at you go! Keep on slidin’!

And your frankly heartbreaking story about the mall Santa and the Masters Of The Universe toy.

“...when an unknown assailant struck him across the face ahead.”

God's work.

All these old boomer filmmakers need to shut up and understand that lots of people love comic book movies because thinking is hard. Not everyone wants to see an amazing movie like Aliens or Terminator 2, Mr. Cameron. Some of us idiots crave an instantly forgettable movie that is the movie equivalent of eating Taco…

Really struggling to think of how that guy isn’t funny. Does he just forget to do puns?

I read the article and allowed myself 15 seconds of inner contemplation, prayerful thought and logical analysis before coming to this conclusion:

Every one of these fucking people should be fired into the sun.

“Some “Treehouse Of Horror” segments are a pastiche of influences from different sources, creating something familiar yet new. This isn’t one of those. It’s a pretty direct takeoff on the 1989 psychological thriller starring Nicole Kidman, Sam Neill, and Billy Zane.”

The cruelty is the point.

Oh for Christ’s sake

Pretty much all the sanity effects from Eternal Darkness, but especially the ones that break the 4th wall:

Yeah, that would be par for the course.

I understand that the AV Club doesn’t have editors, and so they can’t catch every small grammar/usage issue. Okay. Fine. I mean, that’s trash, they’re funded, they should have an editor, but whatever.

her Balinese finacé Gede