YEAH you did

Anyone else vote for more When Romance Met Comedy?

There hasn’t been a good anything version.

It’s undoubtably more popular, but The Night Agent:

One of these days I have to sit down and write the script for my body switching movie idea. It’s actually a time travel body switching movie.

All due respect, though.

See, I think it could work, if the people making these adaptations understood what Salem’s Lot is about. Every adaptation has sought to make a movie about vampires. That’s not what Salem’s Lot is about. It’s about how the places you grew up in change and die. I always imagined Salem’s Lot as being a stand in for those…

Barsanti is the Seltzer & Friedberg to Sean O'Neal's Zucker, Abrahams & Zucker.

Dumbest take I’ve ever heard. Actually, we were marching for women’s rights and abortion right and gay rights and demonstrating and organizing for social causes (pre-internet!) before you were born with a phone in your hand.

What are they gonna do about it, throw some puppies at him!? Psh. Pet Shop Boys my ass.

The more cerebral ending would’ve been to just sort of imply the machine gun was in the trunk and then fade to black and just assume that obviously Walter died and Jessie lived or whatever.

Not me. I don’t have any skin in the game.

They’re not the most exciting duo to be at the center of this thrilling adventure, though they’re at least more interesting than an attorney who defended child slavery making it out of Burning Man, but that does at least make this more funny.

Did you parents have any kids that lived?

It’s okay; no one really bothered to write it either.

Updated intro: “Now sans Albert Alarr’s ass... these are The Days of Our Lives”

Did I make a flop?  No, its the executives who are wrong.

“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

EVERYONE TELL SHAPIRO

And if they make contact for to long they will burst into a cloud of denim