“Daniel Craig, you will always be James Bond. ...it will always be hard not to immediately picture that suave accent whenever the iconic secret agent is mentioned”

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

They should hire you

spellcheck getting lippy with us about whether we capitalize armageddon

Aryan vs. Predator.

The most excitement this film generated for me was when Sebadoh came on during the costume party.

Akiva Schafer is a much more straight-ahead pick for the director.

a R-rated —> an R-rated

I don’t know why people keep saying she was in Gaslight. There’s no evidence of it, and only a crazy person would think it.

Felt a little tonally all over the place, making the point that “it’s not funny,” with a phrase that really took some effort not to take as a joke. I was left sort of wondering if it was intentional, which if so, um.... and if not, also um?

I was confused by how this could be, so I clicked the link there, and yeah, the ai that wrote this column decided to change glass doors and glass walls into “windows” randomly, because that is what it knows to be made of glass.

It’s considerate of artists these days to come pre-cancelled. Saves a lot of time.

“...I remember one time sitting in the makeup trailer and the makeup artists were laughing at me because I was getting paid less than any of them,”

Right!? Julia didn't murder dudes for Frank because she was a horrible psycho. She was a beautiful, sensual woman trapped in a marriage to a milquetoast American whose rough trade brother had opened her eyes to the banality of her existence. Like sure, there's a skinned dude and lots of hooks in flesh. But it's a…

I saw Fraiser less as a straight man trope, and more like the ‘insufferable genius’ archetype. Where the humor comes from taking him down a peg. This snobby know-it-all being put upon by his family, his colleagues, his listeners, until he snaps! Or majorly embarrasses himself. The whole city of Seattle seemed to…

“…but one would think that he assassinated President Lincoln for all the continued fuss about what went down in that theater...”

TY. This was so poorly written.

Depressessary

Teri Garr played her mother on Friends!

“It may take time and repeated viewings to be sure just how good or bad Smile is as a movie...” Isn’t that your job with this review?