This has became the laziest piece of shit website to ever exist

That actually makes perfect sense. 

I assume that when you don’t end your sentences with periods, it’s completely intentional. But why? 

Damn, name really checks out, +1

I see you. I see your dedication and goodness of the work to which you have applied it. The fight you have chosen is as noble as it is hopeless. Nevertheless, I will cherish you as champion.

Oh, I have chronic sciatica and it is very much not fun.

Keep up the good work, it’s not pedantic when they’re obviously excitedly typing and missing simple things that could be easily caught on a once-over. 

I truly think the Goonies is one of the eighties movies that it really makes sense to make a nostalgia sequel for. A bunch of dudes had the craziest shit ever happen to them as kids, they discovered a pirate treasure, and probably became media sensations. You could deconstruct the media digestion cycle of child stars…

Del Rio—like lots of us—didn’t feel like she really understood the director’s work until she had the opportunity to visit his Montana hometown.

Lol I love it when reviews like this hit a nerve with people. Keep it up, Mark. You’re speaking truth to power and the reckoning we’re going to eventually have with the dairy and meat industries is gonna be painful as hell.

“Sono’s quid pro quo MO big no-no”

You need a Patreon for donations.

I have to think this is you, every day, on the AV Club.

I like how, of all the subject/object disagreements, incorrect conjugations, and inappropriate apostrophes, the thing that finally broke the Volunteer Proofreader was treating a number as a listed adjective. 

As much as I love the quote “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us he doesn’t exist,” the much bigger trick was the Catholic Church convincing so many people that their worldwide LARPing campaign was real.

Yes. But the question is where the money goes. He is 67 and may have another 12-20 years of life where he will need serious care.

If most of it goes toward that, there is no shame whatsoever in the last few years. In fact, there is something honorable about it.

I thought of the same joke a few days ago, but hadn’t had the time to use it. Curse you!

“gleaming new insights” —> “gleaning new insights”

Waiting For Gobot

You are doing the lord’s work, sir.