You don’t get to sneer about twitter takes when your contribution involves the same thing PLUS monetization on behalf of awful people.

I dunno. Steven Spielberg is known, and he’s a couple inches below average height. He is a little known director.

Some say there’s no plaice for a track whose sole purpose is marketing a sandwich. (Is his career floundering?)

I wholeheartedly endorse the use of the word “dick” as an adjective.

Maybe the “idiots” are doing this because professional writers are supposed to be able to write properly, and it’s frustrating to see a site that you used to enjoy fall apart due to a lack of professionalism. That’s just my wild guess.

What if the new Friends was like, four hot teenagers and one lived in a boarding house or something and Kudrow was her Aunt Sassy?

I rarely see commenters fully live up to their usernames. I commend you for your work. I regret to admit that I have still not been activated, after all these years.

I do agree that we should be holding new A.V. Club writers under this sort of scrutiny. Truly. After the whole move to L.A. thing.

User name checks out.

I guess this must be obvious to everybody else, but I feel like I’ve had kind of an epiphany about right-wingers. They’re projecting. When they say things like “YOU lack confidence” or “YOU won’t get laid” or “sexual orientation is a choice” or “people will fuck you over at the first opportunity” or “altruism doesn’t…

This is easily the worst movie review this site has ever published

wait, there is an alternate ending to Dreamcatcher?

despite Tolstoy dying before the Soviet Union even existed

Me think me speak for many, many readers when me say writers who keep this site going in future not really issue, as this is last time me will click on site that me loved for so many years. G/O has destroyed beloved cultural institution — gutting this site akin to bulldozing Sesame Street, and me for one not would be…

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The Scarening

That reveal was both arguably the high point of the movie and the moment it unraveled. There was a great, tight movie there focused solely on our main family. And then there's a crazy high-concept movie where this happens everywhere. I don't think they fit together very well.

Nothing will ever top Prince.

I’m baffled by everyone here asserting that Motley Crue has some redeeming value. Whenever I think I’m enjoying a Motley Crue song it’s either Van Halen, Def Leppard, or Quiet Riot. I’m only 50% sure that Motley Crue actually exists.