I fucking love The Lego Movie. The meta twist is oddly horrifying to me

Dreamcatcher is his “pumped full of painkillers after he was hit by a van” book and it’s fucking awesome

Crank

He needs to make something sincere and unironic as hell, to counteract all the Snyder. I don’t know if he’s the one for the job either. At least it’s not Abrams

I always felt like The Thing “wanted” to land in a city center or at least an area dense with fauna, so it could quickly become a kaiju and overtake the planet. Like that’s what typically happens with its species, and the movie events just have it stuck in pre-kaiju stage because there’s only a few sweaty dudes around

Old is worse than The Happening

War of the Worlds rules

What in the actual Christ is that headline?

I will go to my grave saying he should have gotten Best Supporting Actor

all the more astounding that it occurred —> all the more astounding in that it occurred

This is incoherent

Quit stealing my moves

whether it’s nine episodes of She-Hulk and one episode —> whether it’s nine episodes of She-Hulk or one episode

You are not allowed to make cracks about hiring proofreaders

It’s “music cues”

Philip Roth is a pretty prominent Jew

You spelled “Tig” wrong

Tig Notaro

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