Are we forgetting about 2019, when there were two completely unrelated Critters reboots that both sucked royal ass?

The author has heard the phrase before

It’s because all the stuff is a big pile of mleh

Isn’t this the one where a lady fucks a car?

Those came out before this author’s parents were born

Don’t blame the folks who are trying to help

This article was written by that ChatGPT thing, I’m sure of it

It’s an aggregator

Never Has He Ever

Her music is incredible. It’s like Radiohead crossed with Prince crossed with the Beatles

The White Album is like their Diamonds and Pearls. It has some of their very best and also some of their very worst songs

Placing commas where you would pause while speaking is how the most atrocious errors are born. It is an abominable practice, a blight on the earth.

I ignored it when it came out because I was way too cool at that time, but Tragic Kingdom is a tremendous fucking album. “Sunday Morning” is an eternal jam

I would have much rather had a reality show called Raised by Wolves and a prestige sci-fi drama called Fuckboy Island

Photorealistic CGI PaRappa

I liked him as Superman... but at least he can have a real career of his own now

True Lies

Whether the destruction of Cyberdyne would actually prevent the war

It’s lonely at the top

Also a hard-R Critters reboot