It is? How?

Holy fucking shit. I can’t believe I missed those

For a minute there I thought Ezra Miller went through rehab

Also The Comeback is maybe the best TV show of all time

Horse apples

Maybe the comma splice was just too painful to type

Superman = more money

I’m convinced that the first sentence (at least) of these Newswires is produced by an AI.

for all you scream queens —> “scream queens” does not mean “horror fans”

appears as a conniving real estate agent Karen —> appears as conniving real estate agent Karen

this isn’t project isn’t the best thing —> this project isn’t the best thing

They better have a good explanation for this shit. And I really hope it’s not “rich folk are trying to become immortal through the computer” because that’s the gag behind 90% of these nerd-under-pressure heady sci-fi shows

The director’s childhood spanned more than one year

There’s one with Sherlock himself too. Batman lights his pipe for him and it’s adorable

his childhood in 1980 Queens —> his childhood in 1980s (?) Queens

aimed at rich, privileged white people —> aimed at rich privileged white people

proved to be an affable host charming his way —> proved to be an affable host, charming his way

Do I really need to?

And she sucks at grammar and spelling

All my high school bullies are going to be so bummed