He’s probably very expensive

Didn’t Lady in the Water have an Ebert?

What bothered me was that there were no human characters who were actually into S&M and wanted to open the box. A character even straight up says that the whole “angels to some, demons to others” thing was a trick, and the Cenobites only bring pain, or some horseshit. So it’s really just Wishmaster. All the gross…

The guy really is enabling some seriously heinous shit in the world. I guess everyone just gives him a pass because his cock’s not involved

I don’t know if that really happened in a movie or it’s just something Twitter people made up, and I don’t want to know

I feel like no one will even pretend to give a single shit about “Meta” once Apple and Nintendo put out their headsets

I miss the Taco Bell bell

It’s going to be 90 minutes of origin story and then half an hour of CGI nonsense like every single one of these movies

so instead, the cast and crew have leaned —> so instead the cast and crew have leaned

I’m a human being with feelings

I don’t even remember who that is

How dare you

I’m not VolunteerFactChecker

Until the tragic death of star Chadwick Boseman in 2020 put those plans on hold. —> not a sentence

I could never stand Bill Murray. Dude is like a walking headache

“Oscar winner” doesn’t have a hyphen, ever. It’s not a hard thing to remember

He’s a writer the way Count Chocula is a vampire

returning to the fold ahead for a 2023 world tour —> returning to the fold for a 2023 world tour (??)

You keep using this word “spruik” and I think it’s awesome

Obviously I’m just cynical to the point of insanity. I blame every single thing in the world ever.