She’s a blonde Jewish girl from L.A. and they gave her (ghastly) lip injections, a curly black wig, and a heavy spray tan

I thought he got outed as a sex pest

People would have been okay with Danny DeVito, probably

Also the main girl is in fucking brownface

The dude specifically said MM wouldn’t be an unkillable zombie in this one, though

No

I guess the headline pun was just too good

Especially since the new one is explicitly not a sequel to any of the previous films!

a memorable The White Lotus’ love scene —> a memorable The White Lotus love scene

But he doesn’t look like the type at all

No

I’m doing everything I can

Anyone who paid attention in 3rd grade wouldn’t make half these errors in the first place

seems quite erratic ... —> seems quite erratic...

Austin Powers killed Fun Bond forever

I think maybe we should give the whole Islam thing a rest, seeing as it’s 2022

get to be a different Batman villain anyway —> if it means the character in general, it shouldn’t be in italics, but if it means the current movie series, it should say the full title The Batman to differentiate it from the 1989 Batman, even if it looks a bit weird (as was correctly done in the rest of the article)

Fun fact: if you put eyebrows on Whoopi she just looks like some lady

I’m trying to figure out how you get five decades when you subtract 1988 from 2022

I was legit offended by this show as an autistic person. It’s supposed to be the wokest of the woke, but the autistic kid gets nothing but awful Family Guy-level gags. Through all the seasons, other characters say maybe four words to him total. And they don’t even have the balls to say the word “autistic” in the show e…