Serious question: what did this dude do that would make anyone think he was a horror expert?

You know damn well that’s the case

I liked Craig Kilborn

He accidentally published the first draft again

Playing like a big-budget “Disney Channel Original Movie” —> Playing like a big-budget Disney Channel Original Movie

Willem Dafoe was the ultimate Jesus and he’ll never be surpassed

Teri Garr played her mother on Friends!

Lisa Kudrow is a goddess on Earth

They must have identified a sector of their readership that doesn’t ever click on long-form interviews or articles, but actually prefers gossipy soundbite clickbait Parade Magazine horseshit like this

To me it’s always been a blatantly low-effort soap opera and I’ve loved every minute of it

I would have thought she’d get shit for saying “hooker boots” and not “sex worker boots”

10,000 Maniacs?

“Emmy winner” should never have a hyphen. Just look at it. Why should it have a hyphen?

“Emmy winner” should never have a hyphen

six months way —> six months away

Maybe he’s one of those QAnon guys

It’s almost like wanting to kill people is a mental illness or something

Everyone already knows Oprah is an asshole

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put

Well the first movie had the found footage inexplicably labled “Cloverfield Project” or something like that. I guess we just don’t find out until the third one that the name was because of the space station