I don’t give a shit about any of this but I love that there’s somebody named Barbara Broccoli

Tig Notaro

I had the same nightmare about Dr. Claw

I love Norm but that last “special” was just the pits

He does that a couple of times. It’s weird and melodramatic, but not exactly incorrect

I can do six months standing on my head

I think maybe it’s because “gamers” are usually big fat dudes

How about we just nuke the whole thing from orbit?

It’s … “okay,” —> It’s… “okay,” (also this is not something a critic should type, ever)

The way I see it, the goofy Cenobites from part 3 were unwilling victims, when usually they’re made from people who are already way into S&M.

This is borderline incomprehensible. Lay off the cocaine

Bloodline is a great 90s horror movie

Hellraiser did not “randomly” go to space

Where are Frank and Julia and Kirsty? Isn’t this supposed to be an adaptation of the short story...?

Jesus H. Christ

Just ignore it. It’s not like those authors would have been writing real books anyway

Midnight Mass is excellent, and I kind of hate all Flanagan’s other stuff

I didn’t mean it as an insult

Because the writers were born in 2002

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