I liked the movie well enough, but what was the actual point? That it’s dangerous to fuck with wild animals?

worth stanning. And with good reason —> worth stanning, and with good reason

The solution is to ignore Twitter completely

Batten down the hatches—we’re starting to feel —> Batten down the hatches; we’re starting to feel

Also “half a million” should never have hyphens 

tete-a-tete —> not what tete-a-tete means

Didn’t she shave her head with an umbrella or something?

Adam Baldwin isn’t even a Baldwin Brother. He’s just some guy!

He’s not on TikTok, so he doesn’t exist

Because it’s from before the year 2000

There’s no such word as “alright”

That lady positively screams “beard”

I’m just taking a wild guess here, but I’m thinking it’s probably about darkness spreading over the land and the ragtag group of underdogs who are tasked by fate with vanquishing it. Like every fantasy thing ever

That was Liza Minnelli

But he doesn’t look like the type at all

How could someone type that and not immediately realize it’s ridiculous?

It almost seems racist to me

I feel like “creepy dinner party with rich folks” has always been its own little subgenre

They just need to change it to “whether Kim will survive”

Who the fuck cares?