Leave it to the volunteers, eh

This motherfucker is barely literate. This is painful to read

Charles Grodin didn’t play that shit

It’s just to show they’re hip to the youth of today and their gross slang

She was brilliant in the show, along with the girls that played his daughters, and basically every guest star. Fuck him for jizzing all over their work, too

They read Twitter

I’m not sure they know how to phrase it if it’s not an adaptation of a book “of the same name”

I think it’s playing mostly on the theme of “wouldn’t it be great if you got to bang one of those kids from the boybands your tween daughter listens to”

That’ll sure own the feminists! They’ll definitely take that to mean that men are obviously superior and they’ve been wrong all this time

Whacking off into a potted plant? NOT FOREPLAY

giant, green body —> giant green body

EXACTLY. It’s much more of an erotic thriller than a “mascot slasher”

I’ve tried to watch this show and I just can’t. There’s so much dialogue, but it’s like they forgot to put in jokes

into the limelight: one with a name —> into the limelight, one with a name

I’m not defending him or anything, but I really think that whole scene was just so Pamela could have her amazing punchline: “You can’t even rape well!”

She probably does those yoga prayer hands when she thanks people

There used to be one guy who did constantly, but he was a total cock to everybody

You know it’s just going to be “darkness is spreading over the land”

But we’re really rooting for these particular actors, for some reason

Will you please get someone to come teach you all how to use hyphens?