I think everyone involved in this should be put to the sword

Dr. Katz was awesome and it looked like balls

They were all toddlers when that came out

I remember when A.V. Club was a website made by and for people who couldn’t possibly give a shit about Beyonce in a million years

I don’t see what the big deal is with this dude. You can go to any Jiffy Lube and find like five of him

Are you kidding? Event Horizon is Norbit compared to Hellraiser

I’ve heard Barker went all-in on the Christianity angle, which is total bunk. The second film is very clear about how Labyrinth is not Hell, but just another dimension. Everyone there is alive, and the Cenobites are created by placing a human in a big disgusting bio-machine that installs the weird accessories.

I remember reading a while ago that he’s a blackout drunk

What in hell is dreams music?

Alright —> All right

Rogue One: A Stars Story —> Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

You are incorrect. Hellraiser is a stone-cold masterpiece and Hellbound is a perfect “the same but more” 80s sequel

Did Ben Franklin write the subheadline?

It was shittier than the 90s ABC miniseries in every single way, which was kind of amazing

I’m pretty sure that was an actual instance of what we used to call “snark” around here

He has that “better than it had any right to be” touch

There’s a really simple mnemonic device for this, too:

I think Diplo got her into cocaine

I’m only one man

Maybe there aren’t as many good roles for women