Kate Bush is awesome and never should have desurged in the first place

He’d be fine on a daytime soap or something

I mean, just say “intestinal tract” or whatever

I don’t like “chunk”, or when people talk about “gut bacteria” or “gut health”

What’s wrong with “moist”?

I don’t have anything against this guy in particular, but he needs to actually be in some good movies before he can go around acting like he’s the next Arnold.

Every single one of these movies is for kids

I can’t even tell if you’re being sarcastic

What people make fun of is the next line, about how he doesn’t want an answer from a scientist because those motherfuckers be lying

A good person doesn’t say the things he said, no matter how angry they are

The first one isn’t even a horror movie. It’s basically an episode of Law and Order with R-rated “crime flashback” scenes

Okay, so here’s the thing about horror sequels set in space. There were only TWO where it didn’t make any sense: Jason X and Leprechaun 4. (Even in Jason X it kind of works as dark comedy to show how resilient Jason’s undead body is.)

seeming bringing —> seemingly bringing

Yeah, it only has one error

Ohhh shit, I just assumed it was because of the Predator 

Yeah, this is weird. I thought their official position was that he was a savage wifebeater

I think he probably could have, though

Bigots would be bigots with or without Christianity. Look at the MAGA folks, at least the younger ones. They couldn’t give a flying fuck about Jesus and they’re still just as terrible

Pinkerton was self-produced and it slaps

I will tell you from experience that you’ll be a lot happier if you just stop worrying about this shit at all