Gee, I wonder who stabbed him

I think what complicates it is that Baldwin himself was partially responsible for the checking because he’s a producer or some shit

Lil Nas X just astounds me. He must have known Nas was already a famous rapper. You don’t just straight up name yourself after another dude

I think “regressives” is the perfect term

There was a game called Forsaken and it was awesome

I’m excited for the Seriously?? DLC

I just pretend they quit after Pinkerton

No! That’s Meredith Baxter-Birney

Not just that; it’s always going to be a space sci-fi with specific spaceships that they have to include and a specific sci-fi magic system that they have to include

Wait, what? Then who the hell is this??

That’s like when people said Superman had to kill Michael Shannon because he was about to shoot some nuns with his eye lasers or some bullshit

I make regular human comments too

Me too, but my heart will always belong to Laura from Dr. Katz

The real problem is that we don’t have an Arnold

Sitcoms aren’t supposed to be funny. You’re meant to have warm feelings for the characters

I wonder what the “right” way to make a Friends-style show would be. Would you get the current census data for the city you’re portraying and reflect the ratio of races perfectly in the cast and crew? I’m not even being a dick; I really wonder that

Kids on social media like it, and apparently kids on social media make all the rules now

You know Phoebe sold drugs

Maybe children, but their opinions don’t matter because they’ve only seen like twelve shows

Her and Fran Drescher can both get it as far as I’m concerned