I refuse to believe any A.V. Club writer could sit through The Godfather without picking up their phone within five minutes

some other blue creature’s feature —> some other blue creatures’ feature

Just nuke this from orbit and start over

from The Flash actor —> from the Flash actor

binary ways: Stab —> binary ways: stab

I have no idea what any of this is supposed to mean

It’s tacky

They got it confused with “I’m Afraid of Americans”

If their snark isn’t going to make sense, neither is mine

Even if he did...

Oh no, the convicted rapist is butthurt

Please Please Me-era Beatles are the best Beatles are far as I’m concerned. They brought a hard edge to doo-wop shit without covering it in white-boy stank, which is really rare.

McCartney could die

For a minute they’ll wonder why everyone is dressed so weird, but then they’ll see it’s based on a comic, and they’ll say “Oh”

while it sometimes stunningly faithful —> while (it’s?) sometimes stunningly faithful

I think they write and submit this shit completely through voice-to-text, and don’t ever actually see the words

Christ, they must only pay you folks $5 dollars an article

Remember “[thing] go BRRR”? That lasted about five days

Quit stealing my moves

I love hip hop. I meant the “Look what a nasty bitch I am” subgenre