I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If my team winning multiple championships will earn them the hate and scorn of the rest of the league and society in general, it’s a price I’m perfectly happy to pay. By all means, bring on the hate, I have a lifetime of scar tissue built up.

Well, you should know that in Buffalo, tabling your differences means something entirely different.

It’s a problem I’m intimately familiar with, having served in the military. Too often, our service members are dying from suicide, due in no small part to the hyper masculine culture. And yes, that includes women who’ve served, at a much more alarming rate. You don’t want to be seen as weak.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

My older brother is quite the high-strung dude: a doctor before he was 30 (chief resident no less), good-looking wife who is a nurse, three beautiful daughters before he turned 31, you know the whole 9 yards. Anyways, I took a more methodical approach and finally got my shit together, married the girl of my dreams,…

The dude getting kicked to the curb is common sense of course, but the “i’ve stopped having sex” makes sex look really transactional, which i thought was just an ugly stereotype on women. As if women dont have natural sex drives of their own, but there is a little check box next to it of “am i getting sufficient…

The Devil is a better football coach than he is a fiddler.

I mean, putting say, the second of each of the division games in the last 1/3 of the season would seem to be good. It’s just putting *both* in there that seems over the top strange.

That was a fascinating case study of the old adage: who would lose between a Falcons choke or a Blair Walsh miss.

Cool to see that Vols played a role in both wins. (Times are tough. We’ll take what we can get.)

People can say whatever they want about her. But she changed the game.

Pence

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

trust the pro diss

AJ not playing already cost me fantasy this week, I really can’t have him out again. Quit being selfish bro.

They’re only successful by virtue of their failure to fail.

His name is Dale Hansen, and he is a God damn national treasure!