“I was all for Face-Eating Leopards until leopards stared eating my face,” says long-standing supporter of the Face-Eating Leopard Party.

Ron Howard narrator: He didn’t.

Shall we have a pool how many minutes this lasts?

Ooof, what a seemingly brutal article, but only because it is straightforward and honest where much of the press coverage will default towards hagiography. 

I think often if I were a man, a lot of this wouldn’t be the case.

Good. Do better, mediocre men.

Lee Pace is just the latest of many proof points over several decades that my gaydar is deeply dysfunctional, because I, a straight woman, seem to be primarily attracted to gay men. If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to rewatch Pushing Daisies for the nth time.

Gay porn can now rise..

Apparently, the description of the man given by neighbors matched the description of the man who police thought lived at the home.

*opens mouth

An exhortation to violence isn’t protected speech, but also isn’t prosecutable. Her tweet was rash, but it shouldn’t surprise anyone that DHS would follow up.

Get ready for “freedom of religion, not freedom from religion” to make it into a Supreme Court decision, followed closely by “the founding fathers were Christian, so clearly religious freedom only applies to Christians.” I look forward to being thrown in jail in the future for my lack of religious belief. 

I’m going to sacrifice animals to Odin as I drink wine to honor Dionysus while drinking it from Maebh’s cup. That’s right before the midfield orgy--very religious!

Maybe he really wants to get the fuck away from Ginni but doesn’t have the balls so this is the only way

I agree, this asshole is THE WORST.  I want to punch his stupid face.

This is probably a good time to just walk away from the internet

“Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyeeeeeees”
(dies irae, dies illa)

I had never heard of this before, and I have to admit I wanted to see the cake, simply because I was thinking that it couldn’t possible be THAT bad, given the internet’s taste for hyperbole. But holy shit it is. Jesus Christ.

I know there’s only like five of us who read this site anymore, but if one of your friends tries to thread the needle of “good” abortions and “bad” abortions, please point them to this article.