Well I gave up on bras during the pandemic and never went back so it's always nip city over here AND I’ve been full bush foreva eva. So relieved to finally be on trend! 

Calling it now....Dusty has an IMPRESSIVE collection of porn somewhere.

Why is no one asking Bernie Sanders to go away? He’s older and considerably less effective than Pelosi.

JFC with NYC real estate being what it is, this show went full on fantasy. Carrie has three places to fuck: her place with Big, her old apartment, and a hotel. If you can afford to pay rent on someone else’s overpriced NYC  apartment for the sole reason of fucking, the wealth tax ain’t high enough.

Was the wife’s name Laurel or Yanny?

Every fucking Bernie Bro and Jill Stein voter: this is what we told you would happen!

Is broken dick a serious disease? Viagra got the fastest FDA approval. Can we sue the FDA for that?

I thought DeSantis likes tricking people into getting on busses bound for New York.  Can’t he just do that?

How will instructors teach about grammar and punctuation if they cannot discuss periods?

In fairness, now that Disney owns the MCU, we likely won’t have to worry about parents for long.

Thanks for writing an article here that’s actually good, reminding me of the glory days of this site, the rise and fall of which seems to have followed the life and death of skinny jeans.

Donna Martine Graduates! Donna Martin Graduates!

Thank fucking Christ. The long jury deliberation had me scared for a minute. It’s important that Lanez is guilty of assault with a semiautomatic firearm. That’s the charge that holds him directly responsible. I hope Megan has better friends than Kelsey now.

Best news I have heard all day. Yeah!

Finalllllllllly! Lady Justice is delivering some good news just in time for the holidays!!! So happy and relieved for Meg!!!

Losing sleep night after night in a fit of rage over a near total stranger, fantasing in detail about their violent and sexuality charged public humilition, and then openly conveying that information to millions, expecting it to viewed as normal and relatable, sounds like and issue that needs immediate psychiatric…

Of course, he’s totally clueless as to the fact that Gal Gadot was 5 months pregnant when she shot the No Man’s Land scene in the first Wonder Woman movie. He’s hyping up a pregnant CGI character and holding it up and progressive, for goodness’ sakes. Gadot did those action shots as a real-live woman who did what she…

Fuck off, you Russian trollcunt.

I think we all know from SVU (early good seasons 1-12, not later shitty seasons) that the proper thing to do here is to lock this guy into a room with Elliot Stabler.

WAR! HUH! YEAH!