You are not supposed to have a case of blue balls every month.

I think she’s just a craven dipshit. She just wants to be in office and will follow the path of least resistance to get there.

Because I think the company behind Jezebel actually supports this.

Yeah. Remember when the many of the lefty writers and commenters at Jezebel were all “both parties are the same” in 2016 and in 2020 were all “democrats are centrist neoliberal sell outs” and all like “Bernie or Bust!”

“... return the issue of abortion to the people’s elected representatives.” That’s pretty rich coming from a Supreme Court justice.

If you’re not an asshole, you’ll continue to wear a mask in indoor public spaces. It really is that simple.

I have a smidgeon of faith in the Senate after this.

And we’ll be here to loudly comment on how wrong.

Congratulations GMG UNION! Way to go!

Speaking as a loyal Jezebel reader, do not presume to tell me what adult human being I should or should not lust after, thankyouverymuch.

Didn’t Jezebel do like a weeklong series last month on how thirsty they all are for various celebrities?  

“I don’t know him”

Kanye West: Hip Hop’s Morrissey

No.

If we can get Putin to comment on Taylor Swift will you guys finally mention the impending war, or is that too political for you?

Whole lotta words to say “I can’t use the F and T slurs like I want to”

Leave Brett Kavanaugh out of this

5 gets ya 10 that Your Honor here has a similar story in his past.

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