Rand Should’ve Known Better than to pick a fight with someone who was actually popular back in his day. As Rand knows, words Don’t Mean Nothing when they’re said via Twitter. However, Richard Marx is a stand up guy and I’m Right Here Waiting for him to arrange this meet up!

Rand, Rand, Rand.  Don’t you know by now that whatever you say, whatever you do, Richard Marx will be right there waiting for you?

At least in the play Romeo offed himself instead of running for Senate.

So they also passed a bill to provide support to women after they have the child right? Prenatal care for the mother?

“Could a 27-yr old female actor play a high schooler?”

Jibbitz sounds like a Duggar kid.

“Simply put,” one woman said, “I’m sick of being perceived.”
That last part is too real.

Mickey the Idiot, indeed.

Constitutional rights are at risk under corporate covid policies

Discount wolverine?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Dunning/Kruger effect so brilliantly summed up in a single mugshot. 

HIS NAME IS ALEX

I mean, between the mutton chops and the mullet, what non-self-respecting woman wouldn’t drop her panties?

Dollar Tree Wolverine got no game. 

Glad to see Star Burns is still getting work

Morrissey is not happy with The Simpsons.

Chris Evans: You are under no obligation to respond to an unsolicited DM.

Tori Amos used to make sweet dirty love to her pianos in concert.

Condolences to Her Majesty. No matter what you think of the monarchy, it’s shattering to lose your spouse.

I used to get freaked out about age, but after this pandemic, fuck it, I'm proud to be 30 and possibly turning old.