Matt Gaetz isn’t threatening any of these young women, but he doesn’t have to, because, you know, of the implication. Don’t get me wrong, nothing bad would ever happen to those girls, but if it were, they wouldn’t be able to do anything about it because of the...implication.

What a crusty mess.

The slowly increasing dread of Republicans as they realize that their base is getting smaller and smaller and smaller is kind of delightful, even as they attempt to counterbalance it by going full apartheid (check with South Africa to see if that worked out for them, and it’ll be even harder here since you’re…

So I’ve never watched Southern Charm or followed sports, but I always thought ARod had a long and storied reputation as a big womanizer. I was kind of surprised when the two of them got serious.

So I guess she finally was convinced that he bangs any blonde in the southeastern quadrant, and has the IQ of a crab lice.  Good for her.  

Is this a real life case of someone becoming a villain because the girl turned him down for prom?

Consequenceville should totally be the name of a prison.

Firefly gets like two stars out of five. No matter how you build her up the Space Prostitute is always a bit rough on the gender politics and the tragically damaged hot barefoot chick who needs her brother to look after her when she isn’t kicking ass with her powers may as well have been on Buffy.

Lovely! I’ve never understood why BTVS was considered such a feminist show.

Let me start by saying, I love Buffy. It’s a fun, witty, well crafted show that it on my constant rerun comfort watch list.

Yeah I’m very Gen-X. The 90s were late high school, college and my early 20s. I have fantastic memories of clubs and concerts and MTV 120 minutes and college radio. I think we’re always going to be nostalgic for the music of our early adulthoods. 

You forgot Fugazi, Liz Phair, Sonic Youth, Bad Brains, The Pixies, Nas, Wu Tang, Mobb Deep, Gang Starr, John Spencer Blues Explosion, TLC, Tribe Called Quest.... too many bands to name, so much awesome rap, so much awesome prog/math rock and electronic, club, tekno, drum and bass. I’m totally dating myself here but…

No, it was Tuesday.

Asking why Chun-Li is not in Mortal Kombat is like asking why Carnie Wilson won’t be at a Spice Girl reunion tour.

I think the best I heard was if Rush was so opposed to gender neutral bathrooms, why the fuck did he make his grave a literal landmark for one?

They were going to, but the drop bears killed their editor before they could ask for it to be included

Ha ha ha, aren’t other countries funny? Should we investigate this a little and report on it? Nah, just make some tired jokes with Australian stereotypes and that will do.

how do i move to themyscira

Okay, does anybody else kind of wish Trump was temporarily unbanned from Twitter just so we could witness his SAG-AFTRA meltdown in real-time? Just a little bit?

Yeah, staple a shiny fucking rock to your head. Why wouldn’t you? Why wouldn’t that make sense to someone with the name Lil Uzi?