“Me You Madness” tells the deliciously wicked tale about a beautiful, ruthlessly ambitious, intelligent, and successful businesswoman

THIS is an example of somebody who actually deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Not Rush, not Belichek (even though he refused it), but someone who actually gives a shit about laws and America as a whole.

As I understand it, this film isn’t of the tired, exploitatively “hot femme fatale” genre: i.e. it’s not softcore porn for straight guys, so her attractiveness should only be marginally relevant. Of course no one is truly so naïve as to believe casting doesn’t or shouldn’t consider physical appearance, Mulligan was…

Guess we’re all simpleminded projectionist. Fuck this guy.

I’m not saying old Jezebel was 100% better than present Jezebel... I’m just saying it makes me a little bit sad that no one responded to your comment with “no one cares about your boner.”

A couple of weeks ago, many of you sent well-wishings and hugs to me for my dad, who was in the ICU due to complications from cancer treatment. They were needed, and appreciated.

But... doesn’t it feel good, knowing adults are back in charge of everything?

Next trend on LinkedIn?: We offer a 2-year certification in RCaaS (Russian Collusion as a Service)

Oh, there are gonna be some idiots who think they’re The One.

“His hair is so natural and skin so white, let’s make him king rabbit, guardian of the children’s den!” - Economically anxious white bunnies

He has been impeached more than any president in history! He promised to win more than any president ever. He did it. He won it. Worst. President. Ever. Mic drop.

Whoever fucked with my Rep better find out. That Q twunt needs to be dragged out ankles first.

That rain simply RUINED our grouse hunt.

I’m in the greys here on Jez, but I’m posting anyway because some of you know me and I could use some positive energy sent my way. My dad is in the hospital, intubated, and now suffering from both pneumonia and sepsis. He went through chemo and radiation throughout last year for throat cancer. He finished the…

Time to bring out that special gif I save exclusively for Matt Gaetz:

Deer antlers. Dude had deer antlers. He made it to the floor of the Senate with deer antlers. Remember when cops would intentionally locked up BLM protesters together in small confines to intentionally spread corona? And here’s deer antlers, probably at home by now sipping an IPA bragging on Reddit.

I’ve had the same laptop background for probably 6 years, since I took the picture. It even migrated laptops with me.

Soleil Moon Frye was/is Punky Brewster.

I hope baby Donnie knows deep in his bones that we will throw the biggest party ever on the day he fucking dies.