I suspect that in the near future, Mr. Cameron will try to engineer some type of Growing Pains reboot with Mike Seaver as the head of his evangelical family (his wife is a homemaker, of course, but there will be a few recurring gags where her associate’s degree in pastoral home economics ministry is mentioned), host…

Chris Pine is the Chick-Fil-A of Chrises.

This is “we’re going to fuck over blue states and direct these over to red states”.

I’m so excited! I thought since I’m not working at the testing site any more (I know so much more noses than I ever thought I would) I would be very far down the list for a vaccine, but I’m scheduled for 9:40 am on Monday!

That “alternate slate” thing is so fucking sad. It’s like catching Krampus at home in his ratty boxers watching wrestling.

Aye. Thank effing goodness.

His hairline is pining for the fjords! Just substitute hairline for parrot.

And it’s so pathetically hilarious. Any hypothetical “Trumpland” would devolve into total chaos as soon as the canned lite beer ran out. Trumpies don’t even have enough sense to take minor, easy health precautions. Giving them a nation-state to run would end in complete disaster for everyone involved. Forget COVID,…

There will be no civil war, there will be no secession, there will be no Trumpie uprising. Trumpies are all talk, no action. Sure, a handful of witless bearded goobers might do something stupid but chances are that was going to happen anyway, as this country rarely goes more than a few months between mass shooting…

Sigh.... fuck these idiots. Going to take this as an opportunity to drop a link to a wikipedia article about molecular vibration, because SCIENCE!

What’s the frequency, Karens?

“The objective fact is I believe”

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Girl, I don’t know what you’re trying for with that wretched goblin father of yours but you will never get it. Get some damn therapy.

This is a new low for Mario Lopez, and that’s really saying something.

I came to this article for the chicken sex and was sorely disappointed. Now I kind of want to google chicken sex and see what comes up, but I mostly don’t.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

They will never forgive him for not being Bernie Sanders.

Might be this Thanksgiving. My kid is distance learning but needed some extra support, so we hired a tutor. Monday, tutor comes. Both parties, as always, wear masks, for the 40 mins he’s here. Today tutor texts and says he took a Covid test Tuesday and got the results today - positive. FUCK.

The year my father was dying. He was in the hospital over Thanksgiving. When they brought his dinner, there was a paper turkey placemat on the tray. For some reason that just broke my heart. Trying to make a “festive” Thanksgiving, which was his last, by putting it on a turkey placement. There was something just so…