Come sit by me. We can laugh at the walls together.

Dang

I am delighted that the phrase “Chuck Johnson” has become a euphemism.

...

Wat.

Now that is some grade-A tea right there.

Way to go rogue in the wrong way, Washington. Hope the air is sufficient to breathe up on that high-ass horse of yours.

Too soon :(

Real talk. I’m going to find a bunker and hide.

Hey Scott,

I love the void. I embrace the void.

Sounds like my own state of Washington. Liberal AF Seattle, bordered by Trump signs and Jesus billboards to the east.

What in Gods name is going on in NC?! Is there something in the water? Are they trying to out-Florida Florida?

With fabulous red hair!

desk whiskey is the best whiskey

YUP

I stayed at his hotel in Vegas once. In my defense, it was a screaming deal and I was young and poor.

That was brilliant.

If I’m honest, I stopped there too. And was satisfied.