Dear Scott,

I will always star good RHCP puns.

A star for you

Old, alone, done for.

COTD

I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues.

Perfect.

Crying now and ok with it.

Nah we’ll just be annexed by Russia.

This is me since nov 9th.

This question needs to be asked of EVERY SINGLE MAN who wants to outlaw abortion. I want to hear their answers. I want to SEE THEM IN PRINT.

One can’t be too careful these days :)

Oh I’m sure something else will happen soon that requires a second one! ;)

As in a tiny glass of liquor that might make the pain go away?

Take a shot, everybody.

They always are :)

That article was insane even for XoJane.

I adore Greg Proops! His podcast right after the election was brutal.

Thank you for “Mango Mussolini.”

I only read the first blurb.