This is my suprised face.

I don’t want to reply to him but I literally just chortled at my desk.

Finally

I can tell :)

Well put

Doesn’t North Korea like him? He will totally go there.

I feel like I shouldn’t be surprised. Drumft has been talking shit about China forever. Why would he give a flying fuck if they mad?

I was eyeing this on Modcloth a few days ago. I’d fit right in in our new post-Soviet kingdom.

This brings me great joy.

Came here for this.

“If he swindled his way to the top, then maybe I can too!”

Thank you, that was glorious.

Russia, just invade us already.

Starred for “skank rabies”

“This is the problem with the media. You guys took everything that Donald Trump said so literally,” Lewandowski said. “The American people didn’t. They understood it. They understood that sometimes — when you have a conversation with people, whether it’s around the dinner table or at a bar — you’re going to say…

Oh dear god.

This. I gave my last fuck about reaching across the aisle a while back. The gloves are off. And on fire. In the trash.

Even if he did, it’s still in poor taste to take a victory lap. I’m with Che:

Oh, did the Rainbow Tour start?