As in a tiny glass of liquor that might make the pain go away?

Take a shot, everybody.

They always are :)

That article was insane even for XoJane.

I adore Greg Proops! His podcast right after the election was brutal.

Thank you for “Mango Mussolini.”

I only read the first blurb.

This is my suprised face.

I don’t want to reply to him but I literally just chortled at my desk.

Finally

I can tell :)

Well put

Doesn’t North Korea like him? He will totally go there.

I feel like I shouldn’t be surprised. Drumft has been talking shit about China forever. Why would he give a flying fuck if they mad?

I was eyeing this on Modcloth a few days ago. I’d fit right in in our new post-Soviet kingdom.

This brings me great joy.

Came here for this.

“If he swindled his way to the top, then maybe I can too!”

Thank you, that was glorious.