Russia, just invade us already.

Starred for “skank rabies”

“This is the problem with the media. You guys took everything that Donald Trump said so literally,” Lewandowski said. “The American people didn’t. They understood it. They understood that sometimes — when you have a conversation with people, whether it’s around the dinner table or at a bar — you’re going to say…

Oh dear god.

This. I gave my last fuck about reaching across the aisle a while back. The gloves are off. And on fire. In the trash.

Even if he did, it’s still in poor taste to take a victory lap. I’m with Che:

Oh, did the Rainbow Tour start?

Hey House Committee on Science, Space & Technology:

THIS

This is the part of the article that broke my brain (again). I’m literally having hysterical giggles at the fuckery of this.

“Every sperm is sacred...”

Yup, that’s how I read it at first. Didn’t bat an eyelash.

Finally some good news!

I really like Lionheart

That is delightful

Dan Quayle visited Trump Tower.

30 something here, too and I have been randomly tearing up at odd times without warning.

get shitty among the dinosaur skeletons