Honestly, I prefer if people just say they are voting for Trump because they welcome the apocalypse. That’s at least informed voting. It’s the zealots that scare me.

It’s like running your car into a pole just because you want new upholstery.

All right, so who do you recommend then?

Models who hate life?

USA Today reports that the Television Academy had another Peter in their pocket

It boggles me how much some folks HATE Hillary. What did she do, kill their dogs? Jiminy Christmas.

“I know you came in here for a pap smear, but you’re getting an abortion intead. MAMA GOTTA MAKE HER QUOTA.”

Meghan Trainor.

so long as they provide or refer for elective abortions or sell fetal body parts rather than provide healthcare.

WHY GOD WHY

I am having trouble believing that this is a Real Thing that Happened. I think my brain broke.

Came here for this

I deserved that.

I HAD TO KNOW

I’m having annoying work day and “dress jorts” made me snort at my desk. Thank you.

welp I learned something today

Uh...does Shrek have a second meaning nowadays?

Yay for Kesha!