Daaaaang

I tried to feel compassion but failed. I’m okay with this.

That sounds gorgeous, I love lime green.

Hell yeah! Get on with your bad self! :-)

Wait WHAT.

I was too shy about my (then nonexistent) rack to wear something with a low neckline, so I was scared of body suits. Now I have an actual rack and maybe I should go find one.... :)

My current fashion motto: if I was too shy to wear it during the actual 90s, then godammit I’m wearing it now!

I miss his masterful side-eye.

“This dude is SO GOOD at paying for women!1!”

THIS

R-U-L-E

omg towel skanks are the worst

My awful friends don’t even HAVE a pool I can use. PFFT.

I have had so many times where I was swimming at a friend’s beach house, pool, or lake house, using their matching beautiful beach towels.

Um.

Yup. I will be blasting that one across my fb page at every HINT that he might not be terrible.

Gross.

thank you!

Came here for this. Anxiously refreshing the MP :(