The Republic of Idiocy sounds a lot like North Korea. All its missing is a Dear Leader. :(

A-fucking-men. Why is this so hard for people to grasp???

Leave birth control to men when it’s me who gets pregnant?

(Zydrate comes in a little glass vial....)

Starred for “Santorum bazooka” :-)

One more for the road, eh Mark? Mission accomplished.

I finally read it this morning too. Not as horrible as I thought, but welp.. now that’s in my head. So.

CORRECT ANSWER!!

Oh boo hoo. Ovary up, asshole.

Breath of fresh air on the red carpet! I love it when people GO HARD :)

What no picture? ;)

:(

A Moveable Feast is the only novel of his I ever read and I’m good with that. I had to read Old Man and the Sea once in HS or college and ughhhh.

I didn’t before because duh, but now that Mark is leaving I may check it out in his honor. Maybe.

All of them!!

Dang Bette. Respect.

Ah I knew it was someone the kids liked. Seriously tho Katy. Gurl.

or possibly the greatest thing ever made? ;)

I maybe behind on my celeb gossip, but didn’t he date Taylor Swift? If so, Taylor. Gurl.